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===DURING MISSION===
 
===DURING MISSION===
  
'''Scourge:'''  Okay, gimme your ears!  This mission is a surgical strike, not a chainsaw massacre, get me?!  Stick to their power sources for now. Mop up comes later.
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'''Scourge:'''  Okay, gimme your ears!  This mission is a surgical strike, not a chainsaw massacre, get me?!  Stick to their power sources for now! Mop up comes later.
  
 
'''Trey:''' Sure, sure.  Focus on the primary targets, no problem!
 
'''Trey:''' Sure, sure.  Focus on the primary targets, no problem!
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'''Deuce:'''  We heard the briefing, Scourge.  Just let us do our jobs.
 
'''Deuce:'''  We heard the briefing, Scourge.  Just let us do our jobs.
  
'''Scourge:'''  Fair enough, but be advised, I will tear you a new one if you bollix this mission.  That’s all.
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'''Scourge:'''  Fair enough, but be advised, I ''will'' tear you a new one if you bullocks this mission.  That’s all.
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'''Trey:'''  Jeez, I get a little rowdy on leave and wind up with the ''lance leader from hell''!
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'''Scourge:'''  Zip it, Trey!  You ain’t even ''close'' to hell yet.  Don’t make me rush your trip!
  
'''Trey:'''  Jeez.  I get a little rowdy on leave and wind up with a lance leader from hell.
 
  
'''Scourge:'''  Zip it, Trey!  You ain’t even close to hell yet.  Don’t make me rush your trip!
 
  
 
'''Trey:''' Objective sighted.  Let’s get it done!
 
'''Trey:''' Objective sighted.  Let’s get it done!
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'''Deuce:'''  Rim Collective jocks need to hold a bake sale.  I’ve seen better ‘Mechs in a scrap heap.
 
'''Deuce:'''  Rim Collective jocks need to hold a bake sale.  I’ve seen better ‘Mechs in a scrap heap.
  
'''Scourge:'''  Don’t be overconfident. Shoddy ‘Mech parts can be good camouflage for an [[Able%27s_Aces|Able]] ‘Mech jock.
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'''Scourge:'''  Don’t be overconfident, Deuce. Shoddy ‘Mech parts can be good camouflage for an [[Able%27s_Aces|Able]] ‘Mech jock.
  
 
'''Deuce:''' You sound like my mother, Scourge. I know what I'm doing, lighten up!
 
'''Deuce:''' You sound like my mother, Scourge. I know what I'm doing, lighten up!
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'''Scourge:'''  Rim Collective power supply eliminated!  They’re ripe for the picking.
 
'''Scourge:'''  Rim Collective power supply eliminated!  They’re ripe for the picking.
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'''Scourge:'''  We have our orders, girl.  Break ‘em at your peril.
 
'''Scourge:'''  We have our orders, girl.  Break ‘em at your peril.
  
'''Deuce:'''  All right. And quit callin’ me ‘girl’!  I’m a woman, in case you haven’t noticed.
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'''Deuce:'''  All right. And quit callin’ me ‘girl’!  I’m a woman, in case you haven’t noticed.
  
 
'''Trey:'''  Hey, I’ve noticed.
 
'''Trey:'''  Hey, I’ve noticed.
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'''Scourge:'''  Both of you, shut your traps!  We still have work to do.
 
'''Scourge:'''  Both of you, shut your traps!  We still have work to do.
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'''Scourge:'''  Scourge to all units!  Looks like we’ve got some playmates.  Deal with them accordingly.  Work your way to that power core.
 
'''Scourge:'''  Scourge to all units!  Looks like we’ve got some playmates.  Deal with them accordingly.  Work your way to that power core.
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'''Scourge''': *scoffs* Get to it!
 
'''Scourge''': *scoffs* Get to it!
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'''Scourge:'''  Okay, we’re finished here.  Let’s head back to the barn.
 
'''Scourge:'''  Okay, we’re finished here.  Let’s head back to the barn.
  
'''Scourge:'''  Scourge to base.  Mission accomplished.  Enemy power supply, extremely compromised.
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'''Scourge:'''  Scourge to base.  Mission accomplished.  Enemy power supply ''extremely'' compromised.
  
 
'''Pirate Base:'''  Good work, Scourge.  See you at the O Club.
 
'''Pirate Base:'''  Good work, Scourge.  See you at the O Club.
  
 
[[Category: MechWarrior 3 Transcript]]
 
[[Category: MechWarrior 3 Transcript]]

Revision as of 23:45, 9 November 2020

Mission 1

BRIEFING

Scourge: It was only a matter of time. First the Rim Collective, then the Federated Suns, both out to take what’s ours. Or rather, what is Mistress Ryan’s. Personally, I’m surprised the newcomers aren’t at each other’s throats, fighting like lapdogs for table scraps. Considering politics of late, they should have been at it the moment the DropShips landed. Then again, political science has never been my forte.

Scourge: Back to business. Our orders are to eliminate the power supplies at each enemy base. The FedSuns base uses a power core here, while the Rim Collective rely on a transformer matrix. They haven’t dug in yet, so defenses should be light…if the intel report is accurate. I’m not takin’ any chances.

DURING MISSION

Scourge: Okay, gimme your ears! This mission is a surgical strike, not a chainsaw massacre, get me?! Stick to their power sources for now! Mop up comes later.

Trey: Sure, sure. Focus on the primary targets, no problem!

Deuce: We heard the briefing, Scourge. Just let us do our jobs.

Scourge: Fair enough, but be advised, I will tear you a new one if you bullocks this mission. That’s all.

Trey: Jeez, I get a little rowdy on leave and wind up with the lance leader from hell!

Scourge: Zip it, Trey! You ain’t even close to hell yet. Don’t make me rush your trip!


Trey: Objective sighted. Let’s get it done!

Deuce: Rim Collective jocks need to hold a bake sale. I’ve seen better ‘Mechs in a scrap heap.

Scourge: Don’t be overconfident, Deuce. Shoddy ‘Mech parts can be good camouflage for an Able ‘Mech jock.

Deuce: You sound like my mother, Scourge. I know what I'm doing, lighten up!


Scourge: Rim Collective power supply eliminated! They’re ripe for the picking.

Deuce: Let’s take ‘em, now, while they’re weak!

Scourge: We have our orders, girl. Break ‘em at your peril.

Deuce: All right. And quit callin’ me ‘girl’! I’m a woman, in case you haven’t noticed.

Trey: Hey, I’ve noticed.

Deuce: Good for you. And your little--

Scourge: Both of you, shut your traps! We still have work to do.


Scourge: Scourge to all units! Looks like we’ve got some playmates. Deal with them accordingly. Work your way to that power core.

Trey: Got it Boss.

Deuce: Understood. Try not to get in my way.

Scourge: Deuce, you and I are going to have a talk later.

Deuce: Whatever turns your crank, boss. Can I go to work now?

Scourge: *scoffs* Get to it!


Scourge: Okay, we’re finished here. Let’s head back to the barn.

Scourge: Scourge to base. Mission accomplished. Enemy power supply extremely compromised.

Pirate Base: Good work, Scourge. See you at the O Club.