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== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
Oh, it's up in the morn before the local sun
 
  
And it's forty klicks 'till breakfast, then a simulator run
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Oh, it’s up in the morn before the local sun;
  
Then a wallow in the 'Mech drek with the 'Mech tech gang
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And it’s forty klicks till breakfast, then a simulator run;
  
Oh, what joy to be apprenticed to old Death's Head Vang
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Then a wallow in the ‘Mech drek with the ‘Mech tech gang;
  
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Oh, what joy to be apprenticed to old Death’s Head Vang;
  
''Left, Right! Left! Right! Weapons up, Close in tight!''
 
  
''Left! Right! Left! Right! Rockets armed, prepare to fight!''
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''Left, Right! Left! Right!  
  
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''Weapons up! Close in tight!
  
When you've traced that faulty circuit and you think you might be through,
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''Left! Right! Left! Right!
  
Then it's muster for inspection with full kits and weapons, too!
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''Rockets armed! Prepare to fight!
  
Then you wish that you were dead; you say you'd really rather hang
 
  
Than to be a 'Mech apprentice to old Death's Head Vang!
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When you’ve traced that faulty circuit and you think you might be through;
  
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Then it’s muster for inspection with full kits and weapons, too!
  
''Left, Right! Left! Right!''
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Then you wish that you were dead; you say you’d really rather hang;
  
''Weapons up! Close in tight!''
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Than to be a ‘Mech apprentice to old Death’s Head Vang!
  
''Left! Right! Left! Right!''
 
  
''Rockets armed! Prepare to fight!''
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''[Chorus]''
  
  
Oh, in Death's Head's unit, boy, you'd better learn to shoot
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Oh, in Death’s Head’s unit, boy, you’d better learn to shoot;
  
'Cause if you miss the target, you'll connect with Death's Head's boot.
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‘Cause if you miss that target, you’ll connect with Death’s Head’s boot.
  
Then it's back to simulators and ten hours going bang
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Then it’s back to simulators and ten hours going bang;
  
Just because you are apprenticed to old Death's Head Vang!
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Just because you are apprenticed to old Death’s Head Vang!
  
  
''Left, Right! Left! Right!''
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''[Chorus]''
  
''Weapons up! Close in tight!''
 
  
''Left! Right! Left! Right!''
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With a horrid grinning skull’s face that could make a grown ‘Mech cry;
 
 
''Rockets armed! Prepare to fight!''
 
 
 
 
 
With a horrid grinning skull's face that could make a grown 'Mech cry
 
  
 
A reactor for a heart and a scanner for an eye,
 
A reactor for a heart and a scanner for an eye,
  
If he calls you up to chew you out, you'll say you'd rather hang
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If he calls you up to chew you out, you’ll say you’d rather hang;
 
 
But you'll take it, you're apprenticed to old Death's Head Vang!
 
 
 
 
 
''Left, Right! Left! Right!''
 
 
 
''Weapons up! Close in tight!''
 
  
''Left! Right! Left! Right!''
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But you’ll take it, you’re apprenticed to old Death’s Head Vang!
  
''Rockets armed! Prepare to fight!''
 
  
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''[Chorus]''
  
  
''Lyrics by William H. Keith, Jr., Music by Nina Barton''
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''Lyrics by William H. Keith, Jr., Music by Nina Barton
  
 
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